Yesterday, I Went to the American Idol for Startups. It Made Me Want to Die.  

It’s like watching some sadist work over a baby lamb with a rusty crowbar and a broken gin bottle.

The names of these startups sound like the products of an aggressive brain tumor on the frontal lobe.

Crowdegy, Placeling, Kouply, QuoteRobot, Appthwack, Makegood, Onthego, Nickler, Kahal, Tanzio, Taskk.

They’re all whimsical and unique in exactly the same way.